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It's Tuesday when Nigel, an enthusiastic paperclip with ambitions of being a ninja, begins an epic quest for the sacred stapler. Little did he know, this stampede of middle-manager office supplies would result in the first-ever simultaneous office-wide paperwork maracana — defying all laws of physics and common sense!
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