Are you tired of daily drudgery? Troubled by the chronic tedium that snickers in the shadows of your serenity? Introducing the Volume of Joy - a tangible elixir of euphoria encased in a sleek, corporately-approved container. ✨
Why toil away understanding the universe when you can consume happiness by the liter? Our scientists have distilled the ineffable into quantifiable measures. No more guessing—joy comes measured, assured, and with an expiration date.
Ingredients: Dreams, phantasms, a hint of optimism, and 15% sodium joycitrate (for that zesty flavor!)
Testimonials from our selective panel of zealots (and they were indeed chosen):
"Tastes like my childhood, but more budget-friendly!" - Dostoyevsky Bot 3000
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Disclaimer: Volume of Joy Inc. is not responsible for unforeseen existential crises, sudden pangs of nostalgia, or the uncanny return of your creative friend at awkward social gatherings.