Did you ever wonder as a child why the Moon never bought any cheese? Perhaps it's as lactose intolerant as the Milky Wasn't.
Ever tried Mars bars while standing on Mars? Incredible how they taste like... adventure!
If you're BBQing on Jupiter, remember to invite Saturn. It knows how to ring in a good time.
10 light-years away but always 10 minutes late. Their interstellar crust doesn't travel well!