On a day not entirely unlike yesterday, and certainly not as exciting as tomorrow, the universe decided that fate could use a little sprucing up. Enter the Tangled Threads of Fate Co., Ltd. Their motto? "When in doubt, let the loom sort it out."
As the cosmic weavers plucked at their divine crochet hooks, whispers spread across galaxies of a new phenomenon: luminous paths lit by incandescent bureaucratic decisions. Paths so well-lit that even moths considered them a fire hazard.
Did you know? The only thing more confusing than these paths is the IKEA assembly manual for a shelf named 'Destiny.'
One fateful evening, a small planet-sized cat walked across the newly illuminated paths, leaving a trail of cosmic chaos and existential purring.
Wondering where to go next? Perhaps you should consult the Wandering Star Office on Procyon V.