👻 Geraldine: Ever tried haunting with a USB stick? I tell you, it’s a joy when the living can't find eternal rest plus they can't read your ghostly *bytes*.
Ghostly Tip #1: Always haunt the living with Wi-Fi passwords. Ghosts should work smarter, not harder.
👻 Boris: I remember the days you needed a real Ouija board. Now just swipe left on your smart crucifix!
Ghostly Tip #2: Have any complaints? Simply float through the firewall and picket your haunted Ethernet cable!
👻 Ethel: Back in my day, poltergeists had to pummel you with books. Now it’s just ping, ping, *zaps*... oh, how technology haunts.
Ghostly Tip #3: Invited to a digital seance? Bring your own spectral noise-cancelling headphones.