Welcome, brave pianist on the precipice of laughter and wavering uncertainty! Our esteemed, yet remarkably invisible composer is poised behind a curtain of particle shimmer, fine-tuning a rippling quantum waltz.
Behold the Uncertainty Grapefruit: a citrus that can only ever be juiced simultaneously in the kitchen and the hidden realm of harmonics. If you ever spot one on sale, grab it promptly—it becomes a series of unresolved chords mere moments after purchase.
Did you know our unseen maestro subscribes to the Schrödinger Symphony? Harmonies, after all, can both exist and not exist depending on the odiousness of your backstage snacks. A peanut, for example, delicately balances between oboe and potato chips.
Have you grasped his mysterious, melodic octopus? Often entangled in slyness, each sucker tap-dances a rhythm known only to cats who understand the subtext of Mozart’s coffee poetry.
When plotting your path through this symphony, you might want to consider these possible directions: