Introducing the latest in groundbreaking technology: our Perpetual Motion Machine. Guaranteed to operate forever and produce absolutely nothing of value. (Patent Pending)
Ever wondered what would happen if you combined a cat, a string, and infinite wisdom? Wonder no more, and don't actually try this at home.
- Self-Replicating Lightness: So light, it floats (1).
- Energy Efficiency: Uses only what it doesn't produce (2).
- Fully Compatible with Non-Existential Paradigms (3).
Footnote 1: Users often find it hard to see due to its insubstantial mass.
Footnote 2: Best when used in conjunction with dark matter.
Footnote 3: No warranty is applicable if reality is inapplicable.