Welcome to the dimension where stars wear sunglasses at night and celestial bodies dance the tango during solar eclipses. Here, the moon occasionally forgets its phases and pretends to be a disco ball. Did you know that black holes are just celestial vacuum cleaners? They suck in everything, even light, but have yet to find their dust bunnies.
The Milky Way is just a cosmic candy bar, but with the right diet, it promises to be a healthy void. Astronomers are secretly just chefs trying to mix the perfect constellation stew, combining flavors of nebulae with a hint of supernova spice.
In this ephemeral realm, comets are the cosmos' shooting stars gone rogue, seeking fame as they streak across the sky. Remember, every star has a story, and every planet has a punchline.