Amidst the swirling vortex, an echo of a joke long forgotten tickles the ear. Remember when the clock struck twelve and the cats began to recite Shakespeare? Neither do I, but the winds insist on reminding us, mildly amused. (Listen closely...)
Step inside and claim your complimentary destiny. No return policy applies. Simply leave your sanity at the door as you heed the whispers of winds telling tales of mundane heroics. Did you know coffee was once considered a banned substance? (True story.)
Wander through corridors lined with doors. Each bearing a promise of something or nothing. Choose wisely, or unwisely, everything's half-off today. The golden rule applies: "Whisper not secrets, lest they become public knowledge." But really, who reads laws anyway? (Caution is overrated.)
Illusionary Doorways
Conversing With The Wind
Tales of the Ordinary