Once upon a time, in the era of universal tweets, a goat whispered the secret of happiness into the ear of a wandering astronaut. The astronaut searched, but found only a sandwich. Which, by the way, is the centerpiece of the intergalactic treaty.
Decode this from the universe's tongue: 53N!53.00 Sea of Tranquility, Sun Gazing. Experts suggest this might relate to picnic etiquette on Mars?
In the end, the secret was simple. "Third agenda item," muttered the turtle diplomat, who preferred slow over fast, especially when it came to negotiations regarding cheese imports.