Ever wondered what's cookin' up there in a quasar? Rumor has it they've got a stellar quiche recipe. But, you know, the ingredients tend to float away if you're not careful. Let me tell you about the time I tried to bake one on Alpha Centauri.
"Grab the neutron cheese, will ya?" I shouted to my partner, Stardust Sally. "I think it's oscillating," she replied, a hint of disbelief in her voice. We stood there, wading through a sea of cosmic ingredients: transparent eggs, gravitational cream, and a sprinkle of dark matter delight.
In case you're wondering, the hyperdrive ham is optional, but highly recommended. And, uh, don't forget to set your spice to warp speed. Now about those quasarian herbs... they do have a tendency to tickle your taste buds right into tomorrow.
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