Once upon a time, gravity was just a myth, much like the elusive socks-of-pair, always appearing solo in the dryer. Solo, they whisper tales of mystery and the unexplainable myth behind their missing mates. Solo.
Ever wonder what it feels like to levitate while munching on gravity-free granola? It's a crunch unlike any other crunch. So commit to the myth by ceaseless munching.
But, alas, the universe's joke: "Gravity called! It wants its mythological Monday back!" Answer it, and all you get is interference from the boring old office of Physics.
Speaking of offices, did you hear about the new gravitational force at work? They say it pulls you right back to your desk, no matter how far you drift off in daydream territory. Work, work, workâgravity's relentless pressure!