Granite vs. Grass: A Tragi-Comedy

Granite versus Grass

Lurking just beneath our soles, the battle of the eons continues: bellicose boulders tango with the supple saplings.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, grassum vel blandit. Curiously, limestone was absent, probably in a mid-life crisis, contemplating sedimentary existentialism.

"I don’t always photosynthesize," quipped Grass, "but when I do, I prefer to do so photogenically."

The debate continued with Granite staunchly standing: "I am unyielding, immoveable, the very definition of solid." Grass replied, "And yet, my friend, you've never bent for anyone, which explains your lack of friends."