In an alternate universe where socks demand democracy and toasters host philosophical debates, fate accidentally spills coffee on the script of life. As a result, Mondays have become widely regarded as a holiday, and cats rule entire nations with their meows.
Ever wondered why bananas never get lost? It’s because they signed a lifetime contract with the GPS gods, who apparently have a complex about lost fruit. Meanwhile, apples ponder their existence in deep orchards, often quoting obscure salad dressings.
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