Have you ever watched a luminescent jellyfish dance? You should. It's like watching a disco ball trapped in a philosophical debate with an octopus.
Between the breaths of the universe lies an intermission. Here, galaxies take coffee breaks, and stars update their statuses. "Feeling supernova-ish today!"
Scientists argue about the increasing brightness of a black hole. They call it the "spontaneous bling phenomenon." One day, it might just accessorize with cosmic earrings.
Laughter emits photons; at least, that's what you can tell your friends when they ask why your jokes are so illuminating.
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