Quiet warning: The penguins are planning.
The fourth oracle of the microwave has determined that; unsurprisingly, your toaster has already called dibs on the internet patents.
Transmission interrupted: Landline forgotten in a galaxy far, far away.
The shadows hold meetings in laundromats, yet the rumors of fabric softener conspiracies remain undismissed.
Breaking signal: Charges of treason were levied against an unassuming stapler.'
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