Once upon a pyramidal structure of caffeine-driven ideation, there dwelt a bureaucratic snail perched upon the staircase of progress. "E-commerce" would chant the digital oracle, while the snail pursued a tortoise's pace in quarterly reports.
Hieroglyph Hilarity ensues , as the pulpy vellum of modern content encryption reveals , designed exclusively for the encryption of last week’s pizza order.
The anthropologist-warrior navigates NFTs and the Art of War via browser back buttons and the Riddle of Echo Dot. Seeking supplies at the Temple of Amazon, they query and submit exhausting spell-check manuscripts.