Chapter α: The Day the Tea Turned Cold
Once upon a time, in an office far, far away, the air was thick with the smoldering anticipation of lukewarm Earl Grey. Office supplies plotted rebellion, but were thwarted by the insidious presence of sticky notes, which enforced a strict regime of organized chaos.
Chapter β: Sir Robert Rubberband's Unyielding Elasticity
In a realm where rubberbands reigned supreme, Sir Robert—an aristocratic loop of latex—had a penchant for stretching the truth and binding the wayward paperclips to their fates. Tales tell of his epic battles against the dreaded Scissors of Severance.
Chapter γ: The Coffee Confidentiality Conundrum
Cafeteria whispers spoke of a brew so potent, it could unlock the very essence of a critical memo gone astray. Office interns, armed with mugs and mistrust, sought the coffee grounds of wisdom but instead found themselves lost in a labyrinth of espresso.