In chapter three of "The Mysteries of Missing Laundry", M. O. Dheep notes that one sock often embarks on a solo journey to the kingdom of laundry baskets, but its sibling rarely follows on account of their differing travel itineraries.1
1 M. O. Dheep, "The Mysteries of Missing Laundry", 2nd ed. Yonder Books, 1997.
According to B. N. E. Kter in "Secrets of Food Vanishment", the refrigerator's left side is known for consuming stray takeout containers, especially on nights when no one is watching cooking reality shows.2
2 B. N. E. Kter, "Secrets of Food Vanishment", Culinary Chronicles Press, 2005.
V. A. Pukum declares in "The Ephemeral Art of Hairpin Ballet" that each hairpin's disappearance coincides with a dramatic increase in hair volume crisis moments, particularly in pre-date panic sequences.3
3 V. A. Pukum, "The Ephemeral Art of Hairpin Ballet", Hairstory Publishing, 2010.
In the field guide "Pens and Their Portals" by E.M. Etyt, unseen editions narrate the peculiar phenomenon of pens finding never-before-seen dimensions under couches, especially during existential note-taking hours.4
4 E.M. Etyt, "Pens and Their Portals", Random Scribbles Inc., 2018.
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