Scene I: The Dapper Gentleman
[The camera pans slowly, no sound other than the faint rustle of velvet. A man in a top hat slips on a banana peel. His dignified expression starkly contrasts his legs' audacious bout with gravity. Cue invisible orchestra in fits of silent laughter.]
Scene II: Lady in Lace
[The lady gestures grandly with a lace handkerchief. A breeze? No, an act of unintentional eccentrism.] The gentleman bows. Their eyes meet. A love saga? No, simply a misplaced letter volition.
Footnote: She did not know he was allergic to machinations.]
Scene III: The Urban Jungle
[Pigeons convene, and a conspiracy unfolds over crumbs. One pigeon, the leader, surveys the scene with a look reserved for board meetings and betrayals. The world moves on, unaware of avian diplomacy.]