Perfect for sipping while defying the laws of physics. To use, simply not use the laws of gravity.
Instructions: pour tea, leave on shelf. Actually, shelf is a misnomer. It's a moon rock.
Ensure the moonlight is at a 45-degree angle for optimal flavor enhancement.
Consult the Stargazer's AlmanacFinally understand the giggles of the Great Moon Rabbits without the need for interpretive dance.
Simply point at the moon, adjust the dial to 'guffaw', and prepare for moon-tastic puns.
Hop over to Joke CraterTap into the whispers of the stars. Warning: cosmic gossip may include unsolicited advice from ancient constellations.
Lift earpiece, listen, nod sagely, complain about Orion's belt fashion choices.
Whisper into the Void