Welcome weary travelers ! Endless space whispers secrets of the ethereal.
Career satisfaction - not even a foggy vapor! Here: ghosts purportedly spending eternity haunting the celestial offices, playing solitaire with gravity.
Consumer reports show spectral beings prefer waveforms over actual communication. How refreshing to be misunderstood! Mysterious interstellar connections define the success of unseen employees!
Explore our top ten ghosts for hire!
Is the void optimistic? Oh, forever promising, forever empty.
Why float alone when you can haunt in groups? Join our “Phantom Fun-ants!”
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Condensed thoughts from the wisps of forgotten hydra tasks...
Contact your nearest constellation amorphous entity via Cosmic Support. Although who answers is, at worst, cyclically indifferent.
Not all apparitions appear in spectral glory; some shimmer like bad artwork.
Beware of Faraway Spectres. They whisper: “O why, oh why, perplexed universe, not embrace the absurd?”