Ghostly Reflections

In a world where Wi-Fi haunts us more frequently than ghosts, the spirit realm demands faster internet connectivity. But have you ever tried to get tech support from a specter? Their instructions are as clear as a haunted fog: "Simply phantom your router..."

Once, Ghost Barnaby attended a séance expecting mozzarella sticks, only to find a room of humans fishing for philosophical angst. "This is the worst dinner party ever," he groaned, longing for a Netflix password in his afterlife.

Remember when toast machines were haunted? Grandma thought it was magic. In truth, it was Sigmund, born June 12, 1783, a phantom chef intrigued by fire. But alas, burnt toast became his symphony.