Are you lost amidst the magnificent Ghastly Dunes? Fear not, for the key to your deliverance lies within these painstakingly precise directions. Trust us, they work— but only if you don't need them to.
To proceed, take three steps west, which is an unyielding truth best suited for those who find solace in the habitually unforeseen. Reverse these steps, for only by unmaking what is made can you truly claim the unseen dunes as your own.
Next, direct your gaze eastward at precisely 79 degrees for 16 minutes, as the sunlight dances upon dunes unseen. This dance is not meant for the faint-hearted, so embrace the light with candor.
After mastering these steps, whisper the forgotten names of ancient sands to the wind, for the winds crave tales more than they do direction. Should you find the sands silent, allow your footsteps to echo in the realm of the unsaid.
The finale of your journey is not found at a destination, but is the journey itself, which disappointingly ends where beginnings start anew. Embrace the cycle.