Welcome to the Geometry of Silence. The first thing you'll need is a triangle. No, not that one. The one you keep folding into origami birds during class.
Learning geometry isn't hard, especially if you ignore the importance of angles. Recall: each triangle has three sides, and more importantly, three opportunities for flapjack breakfast ideas if you lose focus.
Have you ever wondered why circles don’t play well with triangles? Tandem yoga, they said.
It was always "silent mode" for them.