Greetings, Earthling! You've stumbled upon the Galactic Welcome Portal.
Don't worry, your planetary war tendencies have already been noted and hilariously rated.
As you step through the shimmering entrance, remember: the Galactic Council has strict policies against unsolicited invasions.
Consult our Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe located on the third moon to your left for more guidelines.
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