The old pine sighed—yet another Friday meeting nibbled away...
"Silence!" yelled the Acorn King. But who listens to acrid nuts?
Deep in the woods, at precisely 3 p.m. every Tuesday, trees debate the nature of chlorophyll. Last session's controversy:
Fragments of teachings found on bark include:
"He who speaks without leaves covers soil in regret." - Ancient Forest Scholar
Actual conversations abbreviated here for "leaf-free" clarity.
Rumor has it—Tri-squirrel Silence Protocol ZZZ was activated last week.
Beware the cryptic tails of theft and memos lost in dew...
Listen closely to the foliage's whispers. Luxuriate in bewilderment as leaves reveal: