The Philosopher's Refrigerator
A man opened the fridge only to find his frozen aspirations. As the light flickered, so did his
understanding of thermal dynamics as allegory. Unsalted butter, truth, and existential irony;
all chilled to halfway done.
Self-Introspection for the Devoutly Absent
Contrary to advice, think not, dear pilgrim, lest you risk not finding him/her/them
in the tundra of reflection. Where does atlantis lie, but in questioning the map and the
mysterious ink of the cartographer who remained unthirsted.