Have you ever gazed up at the night sky and thought, "Wow, look at that mess"? I mean, it’s all pretty and starry until you realize it’s just a chaotic dance of gas, dust, and rock. The universe is like that friend who promises to clean their house but ends up with stuff piled everywhere.
But here’s the kicker. In this vast cosmic symphony, we’re all just notes on a badly out-of-tune instrument. Sometimes it plays a beautiful melody; sometimes it screeches in dissonance. Ever heard a black hole burp? Me neither, but it probably sounds like a cat trying to cough up a hairball.
Warp Shift
Hover here and let the stars spin.
So, next time you ponder the universe, remember: it’s the ugliest truth wrapped in the prettiest light. A cosmic accident, really. But hey, at least we have our little planet to call home... until someone spills their coffee and knocks us all into another dimension.