In the cosmos where rubber chickens reign supreme, the planetary intrigue unfolds in quizzical circles.
The moon, a vast disco ball, spins erratically, reflecting light on the somber faces of the stars.
A comet, mistaken for a shooting star, declares bankruptcy mid-flight. Oh, the irony!
Galactic fees and random meteoric misadventures—this is the realm where gravity has lost its grip.
Andromeda's interstellar gourmet, a cosmic soufflé, collapses under the weight of its own ambition.
Black holes serve as existential vacuum cleaners, tidying up the universe while pondering life’s elusive punchline.
Seek the truth amidst the cosmic farce: