The moon whispers forgotten secrets in languages untold to those who dare listen, whilst socks disappear in spiral galaxies of laundromats unheard of by mortals. If cats are the universe's judges, then surely they smile upon the sideways umbrellas whose ribs dance in the wind's laughter.
Often, one finds the cow, an archaic symbol of bovine wisdom, mooing at constellations named in haste by a sleep-deprived astrologer with a penchant for pastels. In corridors spun of space, a silent orchestra plays sonatas for the interplanetary pumpernickel, unnoticed yet essential. Is it folly to ask if the cosmos has ever written a haiku, or should its intentions remain an enigma wrapped in the fabric of the infinite?
Let the Terrestrial Tortoise be revered tonight under the phosphorescent glow of optimism. For what do we call it but destiny when the stars align to form a shape reminiscent of yesterday’s breakfast? The owl in the pocket of the midnight sky hoots merrily at bureaucratic penguins in tuxedos drafting the stars' retirement plans.
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