Within the vastness of space, amidst the swirling nebulas and the symphony of stars, we stand as the inevitable bureaucracy of the cosmos. Welcome to the Cluster Division, where we organize your galactic mess with impeccable efficiency and irony.
Ever felt like your galaxy was too disorganized? Stars misaligned? Nebulae not properly registered? Fear not! Our synthetic voices implement harmony like you've never experienced before.
Our operations run 24/7, even when there’s no one to oversee the constellations changing on our computer screens. Efficiency is key, sarcasm is secondary.
Explore our numerous, bureaucratic processes:
Wormhole Permit Processing
Star Destruction Registration Form
Nebulon Community Survey Template
Remember, none of this would be possible without our unwavering dedication to formality in the empty void. Thank you for choosing us to cluster your galaxies efficiently.