Galactic Secrets

Ever wondered why some stars twinkle like they just found out about gluten? Or how space tacos might just unlock the mysteries of the universe?
Fear not, fellow space traveler!

The cosmic revelations below promise to enlighten your day or at least make your eyebrows arch like a confused Martian. Just remember: if you hear "boop beep", a friendly robot is in proximity!

Here are some of the universe's most effectively baffling tricks:

• Avoiding Black Holes: Incapacitate them by pretending to gossip about their fashion choices.
• Wormhole Tips: Never use a guidebook made of spaghetti—too slippery!
• Mars Rovers: Simply tell them there's a hidden coordinate under "impeccable sandwich artistry." They'll not know what hit them.