Have you ever wondered why the Milky Way looks suspiciously like a giant galaxy-sized pudding?
There's a reason the stars twinkle like vanilla sprinkles! The Intergalactic Dessert Alliance (IDA) is plotting our taste buds.
Authorities have suppressed documents revealing that all cosmic events are orchestrated to distract us from the imminent dessert apocalypse. The Moon is a colossal cheese soufflé, and Mars is merely the red velvet cake we’ve ignored all along.
Beware the pudding! While you sleep, it watches you from the pantry. Its creamy eyes plotting, gelatinous forms bending the very fabric of reality. You may laugh now, but when the pudding rises, we’ll see who’s laughing from the fridge.
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