The Future is Translucent, and So is My Milk

Remember the clownfish that played chess at the County Fair in 2025? It was the height of marine entertainment technology!

Once, I accidentally referred to my grandmother as "Grandbot 3000" during a family dinner. She responded by showing everyone her new holographic knitting technique.

Back in 2030, believe it or not, glow-in-the-dark sneakers were considered formal wear for virtual meetings!

Did you hear about the time I mistook an AI-generated fruitcake for a real one? It tasted of pixels and had a distinct error message bouquet.