Welcome, esteemed guests, to a place where the past meets the absurd and the future is just a blink away. Did you hear that? No? Good.
Here at the Future Desk, we specialize in things that shouldn't have been invented, but were anyway. Like the Banana Phone or the Gravity-Defying Yogurt.
Our first speaker today, a ghost of procrastination past, will discuss the implications of silent screams in brightly lit rooms. Spoiler: they're mostly silent.
Feeling lost? Don't worry, it's part of the experience. Enhance your journey with our Mystery Puzzle Cube — it's just a box, but we believe in its potential.
Before we conclude, remember: the universe is a stage, and we're all just poorly timed punchlines. Thank you for attending the Future Desk Symposium! Your invisible participation is greatly appreciated.