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In the year 3023, we finally learned that adding time crystals to our coffee machines does not actually speed up the brewing process. It merely makes your latte taste like a paradox.
Meanwhile, in 2205, the self-aware vending machines declared neutrality in all office politics disputes but insist on placing @ symbols in their casual texts. "Hey, I’m @ vending mach! Wanna snack?"
Fast forward to 2047, when historians will debate whether socks or sandals were the true architects of global warming in the 21st century.
Did you know? In 3023, cats have taken over as the primary language of diplomacy.
Word of the Week: "Chronoschism" - the act of glaring at your timepiece in disillusion.
Fashion Tip: Always wear your best time watch on your left wrist to avoid temporal dissonance.
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