Dream Conversations

"I told the toaster I’d never leave it. It's too bread-tiful!"

"Do unicorns ever get tired of glitter? Asking for a friend..."

"Have you ever seen a cake that wouldn’t stop crying? It was quite the layer!"

"If socks could talk, would they argue about the right foot?"

"Nobody prepared me for the day I’d argue with a hedge!"

"Does a fish know it’s swimming in water, or is it just a soup of existential dread?"

"Last night, my dreams were all about avocados having a union."