Have you ever seen the invisible? No? Quite a shame, really. It was just here a moment ago.
Whispered legends speak of a committee, convened in the future, tasked with deciphering the humorous aspects of "light that is not there."
"Maybe it's behind the sofa?" - The Philosopher's never-ending quest.
They argue, they laugh, they rue the missed opportunities of not investing in shares of non-visible particles.
If you think you can see it, you're probably just very, very lost. Or asleep.
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