Dear Biological Entities, You have arrived at the Unearthly Lodge known as Future Horizon. Prospective engagements are about to fluctuate. Please make sure to adjust your temporal senses accordingly. **Navigational Directives:** 1. Ascertain your espresso levels. If below 85%, augment until enlightenment manifests. 2. Ensure that all ideas are stored in the left closet with the “Complexity Over Simplicity” label. Do not engage right closet, it contains “Just VIII” thoughts. 3. When re-tuning your galactic imagination, call upon the dolphin-pleasing frequencies of 432 Hz. **Critical Choices Ahead:** - To calibrate your future expectations, visit the [Distant Edge of Possible Futures](past-mist/index.html). Here, probability solids will bend and pivot for your leisure. - Should you find yourself needing immediate marzipan fluctuations, [Warp to Candyland](sweet-zone/mission.html). Only recommended for high-frequency travelers. Concluding this transmission, we offer you a humorous hologram, if only it weren’t stuck in premium obnoxious tones… Until next we transfigure, The Infallible Horizon Compute Authority