Listen closely, for the cosmic wind whistles revelations only the frost can decipher. Today, the universe dropped a joke among the stars and the punchline flew quieter than a cat astronaut.
Certainly, if there’s one thing Saturn's rings do best, it’s to accessorize a gas giant. Why, Mars even called to ask for tips on the best celestial bling.
While Venus sleeps in its steamy atmosphere, Earth can't help but join in on this cosmic gossip. Jupiter, with a thoughtful gaze, pondered aloud — “Have you ever tried to count the socks of a nebula?”
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