In the world of silent symphonies, the real talent is in knowing the orchestra has already packed up.
As they say, the best musicians can make an entire congregation of cats believe they're not actually a concerto, but a symphony of self-importance.
♪ ♫ ♬ The Unheard Conductor's Gesture ♬ ♫ ♪
Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And where there’s silence, there’s probably a deaf cat.
Did Beethoven conduct with invisible sticks, or was the real secret an invisible audience?
The only true critic in a symphony of silence is yourself. Let’s face it: if you can’t hear the jingles, how can you know where the notes turned into noodles?
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