Ponderings Beyond the Stars

Did you ever wonder if stars are just cosmic fireflies trying to find their way home? Honest opinions only: do galaxies make good lightbulbs or are they more like torches in an interstellar scavenger hunt?

Consider if black holes are merely the universe's way of misplacing socks—"lost here, disappear there" scenario. If you feed a black hole a donut, does it become a ring galaxy or a more delectable vacuum treat?

Rumor has it, Martians host the best tea parties, complete with gravity-defying scones. Ever tried Martian Earl Grey? It leaves a clean taste and a lingering suspicion of extraterrestrial espionage.