"In a universe where the improbable becomes probable, researchers assert that quantum disruption lies just a sarcastic comment away."
Our latest breakthrough involves a bioluminescent toaster that not only browns bread to a perfect crisp but also predicts your future in the universe. Its radiant glow communicates destiny in cryptic flashes of neon green.
Consider the implications: Should the toaster signal an imminent meeting with Schrödinger himself? Or perhaps an ironic toast with both jam AND quantum entanglement?
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