Welcome to the Deep Sea Notification Agency!

Alas, our transmissions have gone a bit off-course - call it an oops in the abyss!

Latest Lost Messages:

• ☑️ School of Fish Alert: Leave the Sosoro Cannery immediately. Fresh biscuits not, in submerged reality; pieces salty carpet...
• ⚑ Whale of Fortune: Today's lucky number: The concept of space-time as perceived by enlightened squids. Fetch those winning kelp stubs today!
• 🔖 Anemone Adult Swim – Caution: The ocean's ‘stand-up place-down' competition schedules nightly osmotic tangents.

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