"Beware of the cosmic goose, he demands payment in stardust donuts!"
"Our ships are lost, please send cheese to navigate the labyrinth of space!"
"Fill out form QZX-13 in triplicate to ensure your probe is probed properly."
"In the vast desert of stars, even cacti need sunscreen. SPF: 1,000,000."
"Mingle with the photons, dance among the quarks, but never trust a Schrödinger cat!"