1. The Cliffs of Endeterly
Ah, the Cliffs of Endeterly – a place where maps dare to end. Natives believe the cliffs hold the end of all beginnings, marked with signs that clearly read "Turn Back", though only in languages history has long since abandoned. Notably, the expedition team documented frequent appearances of llama caravans inexplicably circling back on spontaneous Tuesdays.
2. The Uncharted Sludgescape
Once renowned for its nothingness, this Sludgescape extends beyond all reason. Our brave cartographers scrawled a note here: "It's not the lands that are lost, but the ones attempting to discover them." Travelers are warned of spontaneously appearing black holes and minor inconveniences such as omnipresent dampness.
3. The Plains of Predictive Ambivalence
These plains are known for their contradictory winds that blow from all directions simultaneously, much to the dismay of cartographers with outdated compasses. Legends absurdly suggest that the grass sings deeply philosophical musings, often ignored by sleep-deprived goats.
We humbly invite you to venture further through our impossible archives by clicking on Labyrinth Ends or explore the curious findings within Wisdom Fountains.