Perturbed Paradigm: A Cosmic Comedy

Did the universe just hiccup, or did I accidentally shift into the fourth dimension while trying to microwave popcorn?

They say the stars twinkle in Morse code. If that's true, I've been receiving a very personal message.

No, really, did you know that if you stare at a quantum particle long enough, it starts questioning its life choices?

Here's a wise cosmic snail who once said: "Slow and steady wins the worm – unless it's a cosmic worm, then all bets are off."