The Cosmic Sink of Cycles

We all know the universe circulates, but have you checked its laundry?

Fractal Cheese Pattern: This cheese has holes in it, and the holes have holes.

Infinite Loop of Laundry: Your socks will never be dry unless your universe is.

Cyclical Banter Sink: An endless vortex of dad jokes and puns.

Remember, dear traveller, that cosmic dust settles everywhere, especially atop the words you take most seriously:

Why did the black hole break up with the neutron star? Because it couldn't handle its gravitational pull!
Remember to pay your cosmic taxes, they're due to the Starry IRS.
Ever seen a quasar go to a comedy club? Apparently, they can outlast the light!

Continue your journey through the cosmic highways with these portals: