They say life is but a wheel of cheese, sometimes Swiss, sometimes Gouda. But have you ever peeled back the layers to discover the cheddar beneath?
The truth is, even cheese has regrets, dreaming of a cosmic platter it never asked to be served on.
In a world of infinite mirrors, the reflection of your toaster longingly gazes at the less-sparkly side of the kitchen counter.
Indeed, in an existential crisis, even a toaster must ponder what it means to brown in a world such as this.
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